Days after signing Daniel Jones to a monstrous one week, $0.00 contract, the Arlington Football Team notched their first win of the season and have many experts around the league comparing them to the 2007 version of Jones’ New York Giants.

After making the free agency pickup of Daniel Jones that many are calling the greatest move of all time, the Arlington Football Team looks set to take its rightful place atop the league standings. Jones’ huge impact on the game (8.2 points, 0 TDs) helped the AFT win in dominating fashion. More than that, however, Jones’ pickup has many experts around the league seeing parallels between the 2020 Arlington Football Team and the 2007 New York Giants, who won four straight playoff games, finishing with a Super Bowl XLVI victory against the then-undefeated New England Patriots. The fact that that Super Bowl was won by a different mediocre Giants quarterback hasn’t stopped the comparisons.

Heading into the season, many experts expected dominating victories to be a weekly occurrence for Arlington, but injuries (and NOT owner mismanagement) led to a slow start for the Football Team. Despite losing a player who many consider to be the best player in NFL history, Nick Chubb, Arlington was able to earn its first victory of the season in week 5, winning 175 to 102 against perennial powerhouse Team Master Chef (whose owner DEFINITELY didn’t forget to set his roster this week).

According to sources, the victory has many around the league “scared shitless”. A GoFundMe has already been setup for Arlington’s next opponent, Livin’ on Helaire, to help its players deal with the mental trauma they are likely to experience after their inevitable blowout loss in Week 6.

An anonymous source within the Livin’ on Helaire front office told CNN that the mood in the locker room has shifted as the matchup has gotten closer. “Before the season, we all knew that Arlington had built the greatest roster in modern history, but when we saw everyone on Arlington getting injured, guys started saying to themselves, ‘Maybe if just a few more people on their team get injured, we’ll have a chance of keeping it respectable’. Now that the Arlington management has made one genius move after another and guys have realized that they’re actually going to have a few healthy guys to play against, they’re terrified. They know that they have no shot and are just hoping that a Coronavirus outbreak will force the Center for Fantasy Excellence to cancel the game.”

Even the team at the top of the league, Hot Lockett, appears to be afraid after seeing the Arlington Football Team’s recent play. A source who spoke on condition of anonymity told CNN that players feel like they got lucky in their week 2 matchup and were unlikely to have that happen again. He told CNN, “We’re undefeated now, but so were the 2007 Patriots. And at least the 2007 Patriots had Bill Belichick, but this time it’s like our teams traded coaches - Arlington has the Belichick-like coach (but better) and we’re stuck with a coach more like Joe Judge. Now that they (Arlington) have Daniel Jones, we’ll be lucky to keep it within 50 next time we play.”

It’s clear that teams and league insiders have taken notice of the Arlington Football Team’s incredible play of late. Now the question is, can the Daniel Jones-led Football Team win it all? Based on intel from league insiders, the answer appears to be a clear “HELL YEAH, BROTHER”.

Update, 1:40 PM Tuesday - The Arlington Football Team has announced plans to release Daniel Jones. The team cited “extreme shittiness" as the reason for his release.