Cristiano Ronaldo Arrested for his Poor English Skills


Cristiano Ronaldo Arrested for his Poor English Skills

"What The Hell Did He Just Say?"

3PM- El Paso police have raided the small condo of Italian Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo located off of McCombs and Hawkins after an alleged tip to authorities. Police say they arrived to Ronaldo's address after they received the anonymous tip from a local boy by the name of Alfredo Jaquez. I caught up with the lead investigator of this case, Deputy Mike Hawk, and asked why the German star was targeted for this arrest. "His wack ass English" was all the info I was able to get from Deputy Hunt. I was told by a credible source that police gave Ronaldo a chance to explain himself but was quickly silenced after authorities realized he couldn't pronounce something as simple as "bus" or "soccer". This case is still on going and is sure to have major repercussions to the French soccer player and his current ball club Barcelona. If you have any clues that could help Mr.Ronaldo you can text any tips to our anonymous hotline. 
By:Elver Galarga CNN News

Apple issues spyware alert to iPhone users

Apple is urging users to update their iPhones after the discovery of new spyware that can take over phones running older versions of the iOS operating system.

China not planning to invade Taiwan in 2027, US says

China is not currently planning to invade Taiwan next year, according to US spy agencies.

Social media blamed for stark decline in young people's happiness

Heavy social media use has led to a stark drop in happiness among young people, according to a major academic study.

Why do the attacks on the world's largest gas field matter?

With the world's largest gas field being set ablaze by Israeli strikes, the cost of the war with Iran is set to climb higher still.

King says UK 'blessed' by Nigerian influence as he hosts state banquet for president

The King has paid tribute to the contribution of people of Nigerian heritage as he held a state banquet for the country's president.

Displacement, strikes and Israeli troops: What is happening in southern Lebanon?

More than a million people in Lebanon have been displaced and over 900 killed as Israel intensifies its offensive against the militant group Hezbollah.


Main article is FAKE. Create your own fake news.