FDA announces huge breakthrough


FDA announces huge breakthrough

A recent study shows that entering counterpick will make you 80% cooler

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'Everyone owns the beach': Australian prime minister says practice of reserving spots is 'not on'

Australia's prime minister has said it is "not on" to use portable cabanas to reserve spots on the country's beaches.

'Je Suis Charlie' was the slogan after 2015 Charlie Hebdo attack - a decade on, has anything changed?

The resonance of the name Charlie Hebdo still rings loudly, a decade after the horrific attack on its offices.

At least 126 people killed after earthquake near holy city

At least 126 people have died and many are feared trapped after a strong earthquake in China, according to state media.

Body found in Spain believed to be missing Belfast man

A body, believed to be missing Belfast man John George, has been found in Spain.

Jean-Marie Le Pen was divisive and difficult - but he changed the shape of French politics

Jean-Marie Le Pen was variously loved and loathed - but he changed the shape of modern French politics.

French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen has died

Jean-Marie Le Pen, the founder of the French far-right National Front party, has died aged 96.


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