Man killed by tiger


Man killed by tiger

A man at the local zoo was killed by a tiger under strange circumstances.

A man at the local zoo by the name of Rakesh Mondal was killed after jumping into the female tiger's enclosure under mysterious circumstances which have been further investigated by the police, zoo officials and veterinarians at the zoo. It has been affirmed that the tiger is safe and unharmed and will live the rest of her life at the zoo.
When police arrived at the scene, the tiger remained in its enclosure and the scene described by witness who wished to remain anonymous: "Clothes thrown to the side, a skinny man bled from I think an accidental wound to the neck, and a satisfied tigress. I recorded the whole ordeal!". 
An autopsy report revealed Rakesh died from bleeding by a deep wound in the jugular vein likely received from the tiger's claws from what is confirmed to be an accidental move by the big cat during an orgasm that was so pleasurable, experts concluded based off surveillance footage, and by the fact the man had no other wounds.
After police arrived at the scene, the tiger was tranquilized and a checkup was done on her, revealing the cat to be unharmed. Only difference was described by veterinarian Jack Lee Goldstein: "Her pink vaginal organs appear to have been penetrated, gaping with creamy human semen leaking out of the already tightened labia".The tigress the next day appears to be very happy and 'satisfied' as head zoo keeper states "She just keep presenting herself to us humans.. she wants to mate with us?", She has been displaying behavior that she may have spontaneously gone into heat and conservationists have rushed to study the animals reproductive behaviors to learn more about how breeding and ovulation of tigers can be done more efficiently. "The tigress has gone into heat so quickly and even ovulated. This can be a useful tool in artificial insemination in the endangered species" said the head of Panthera conservation group in an interview Monday. "This might require a dead man everytime, but it's worth it!".
Joe Exotic from prison stated: "This is not the first time Rakesh did this. The man is reincarnating and this is only his 2nd time dying. He is out there somewhere looking for.." the interview had been cut off from what seems to be hacking intercept to block the interview. 
The zoo investigation has been declared closed by police, and another opened on the hacker who seems not to want to truth out. 

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