Billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to launch the world’s first "Billionaire OnlyFans" together with fellow billionaires Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos.

According to Musk's official announcement on social media, the channel will offer "unparalleled insights into the intimate lives of billionaires," where the stinking rich will perform explicit acts involving stacks of cash, luxury assets, and elements of domination and submission reflective of their self-proclaimed "power fetish."

"Money isn’t just currency—it’s power, control, and an aphrodisiac," Musk said during a livestream press conference held by the trio. "We’ve spent years shaping industries. Now, we’re reshaping pleasure itself."

Zuckerberg added, "This isn’t just entertainment. It’s performance art. It’s about showing the world how billionaires experience the ultimate high: wielding influence over everything, including the intimate." Jeff Bezos chimed in with his trademark enigmatic smile, saying, “If you think money can’t buy happiness, wait until you see what it can buy on our channel.”

While specific details of the content remain vague, teaser clips have hinted at the trio engaging in extravagant and highly sexual scenarios. One clip shows Musk and Zuckerberg playfully whipping each other with "iced-out" gold chains, while Bezos reclines on a bed of $100 bills. The production quality promises to be as opulent as their respective net worths. Sources close to the trio reveal sets include private jets, gold-plated yachts, and even an abandoned island made to look like a gladiatorial arena, where participants metaphorically "fight for dominance." 

Reactions have been divisive. Critics argue that the project is a grotesque display of wealth and privilege in a world grappling with inequality. "This is beyond tone-deaf," said Dr. Mona Rivers, a sociologist specializing in economic inequality. "They’re fetishizing power in a way that underscores just how disconnected they are from the struggles of everyday people."

Others, however, see the humor and audacity in the venture. "I mean, if they want to make fools of themselves for our amusement, why not? It’s not like they’re solving world hunger anyway," quipped Twitter user @SatiricalSanity.

Whether it’s satire, performance art, or an unfiltered glimpse into the twisted world of the ultra-wealthy, one thing is clear: Billionaire OnlyFans is poised to be one of the most controversial ventures of the decade. As society grapples with questions of wealth and morality, Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg seem determined to demonstrate their insatiable lust for power and dominance over the world.