Trump Legal Defense Creates Unlimited Power

"Its amazing!" Johnathan Agnet local physics teacher and scientist exclaimed. "Ever since around 10:30 am this morning when oral arguments began in the Trump immunity case and something Franklin said at a dinner party was brought up in defense of a person who seeks to basically become a monarch, an audible thumping sound was heard by passersby." Agnet said smiling.  "It's increasing in speed and you can even charge your phone by holding it over the grave!  Unbelievable!" 

Scientists continue to monitor the situation and the Department of Energy is currently on the scene. -Debra Wongo CCN News.