Philadelphia, Pennsylvania- Scientists discover former statesman and founding father spinning in grave
"Its amazing!" Johnathan Agnet local physics teacher and scientist exclaimed. "Ever since around 10:30 am this morning when oral arguments began in the Trump immunity case and something Franklin said at a dinner party was brought up in defense of a person who seeks to basically become a monarch, an audible thumping sound was heard by passersby." Agnet said smiling. "It's increasing in speed and you can even charge your phone by holding it over the grave! Unbelievable!"
Kemi Badenoch has said she does not want to scrap the triple lock "now" but said "lets see mess Labour leaves for us".
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The government is reportedly set to ban the resale of tickets for live events above their face value.
The government has announced plans to make it almost impossible for new housing developments near train stations to be opposed.
Sir Keir Starmer has insisted he will defy the apparent will of his own voters and lead Labour into the next general election.
The home secretary has admitted the UK's illegal immigrant numbers are "too high" - but said Nigel Farage can "sod off" after he claimed she sounded like a Reform supporter.
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