Philadelphia, Pennsylvania- Scientists discover former statesman and founding father spinning in grave
"Its amazing!" Johnathan Agnet local physics teacher and scientist exclaimed. "Ever since around 10:30 am this morning when oral arguments began in the Trump immunity case and something Franklin said at a dinner party was brought up in defense of a person who seeks to basically become a monarch, an audible thumping sound was heard by passersby." Agnet said smiling. "It's increasing in speed and you can even charge your phone by holding it over the grave! Unbelievable!"
Wes Streeting had to say he's more Joe Marler than Jonathan Ross after Number 10 started briefing he was plotting to oust Sir Keir Starmer.
The UK government is expected to take inspiration from Denmark in its latest crackdown on migration.
What the hell's just happened? 
The prime minister's chief of staff Morgan McSweeney will not leave his job at Number 10, Sky News understands, despite furious calls for him to be dismissed.
Thousands of resident doctors in England are going on strike today, despite the government's pushback against further disruption in the NHS.
The Ministry of Defence (MoD) has not done enough to stop further data breaches, MPs have warned, after the personal details of thousands of Afghans applying to move to the UK were leaked.
London 0°C
New York 0°C
Paris 0°C
Tokyo 0°C
Main article is FAKE. Create your own fake news.
