
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania- Scientists discover former statesman and founding father spinning in grave
"Its amazing!" Johnathan Agnet local physics teacher and scientist exclaimed. "Ever since around 10:30 am this morning when oral arguments began in the Trump immunity case and something Franklin said at a dinner party was brought up in defense of a person who seeks to basically become a monarch, an audible thumping sound was heard by passersby." Agnet said smiling. "It's increasing in speed and you can even charge your phone by holding it over the grave! Unbelievable!"
Labour MP Joani Reid has been suspended from the party while an internal investigation takes place after her husband was arrested on suspicion of spying for China.
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Leaking details from a National Security Council (NSC) meeting is "utterly dysfunctional and destructive", Harriet Harman has said.
The UK is to send more military hardware to the Middle East as the Iran war continues to escalate, Sir Keir Starmer has announced.
The home secretary has admitted the politics of migration is "difficult" for Labour as she announced measures to tighten Britain's asylum system.
Shabana Mahmood has defended her plans for forced deportation of children under her new asylum rules. 
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